it’s amazing how only a few words can make your day instantly better
I’m the son of Jupiter, I’m a child of Rome, consul to demigods, praetor of the First Legion. I slew the Trojan sea monster, I toppled the black throne of Kronos, and destroyed Titan Krios with my own hand. And now I’m going to destroy you, Porphyrion, and feed you to your own wolves!
Someday Percy and Jason are going to be talking about Nico and Percy will be all “Yeah, but Nico never really liked me that much” and Jason will just choke
”I‘m the super-sized mcsizzle. bad boy supreme. and the ladies LOVE a bad boy.”
are we just gonna pretend that this movie didn’t exist
she pursed her lips. “you won’t try anything stupid during the school year, will you? at least.. not without sending me an iris message first?”